- Thor: The Replicators were brought aboard an Asgard ship, for study, before the danger could be fully comprehended.
- Jack O'Neill: We do that all the time. Kind of expected more from you guys.
- Jack O'Neill: [Daniel has just gotten his appendix removed] Can I see your scar?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson, Ph.D.: No.
- Jack O'Neill: You know, maybe it's just me, but I always thought that when one got some leave, one actually *left*.
- Jack O'Neill: What are you doing?
- Major Samantha Carter: Umm, I'm getting ready to do a detailed analysis of the decay rate of naquadah within the reactor. It's really quite amazing that unlike plutonium, naquadah actually has a...
- Jack O'Neill: Aaaaghhh! I'm on vacation!
- Major Samantha Carter: Yes sir.
- Jack O'Neill: So are you.
- Major Samantha Carter: I know... It's not that I'm happy that Daniel's in excruciating pain or anything like that but I've actually been looking forward to an opportunity like this for quite some time.
- Jack O'Neill: You know. Maybe it's just me, but I thought that when one actually got some leave, one actually left.
- Major General George Hammond: Why don't you go back up to the infirmary? I promise you I will notify you as soon as there is any news.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson, Ph.D.: Sir, I know that there is no reason for me to be here. But I just... I feel like I should be here. That's not totally true. I feel I actually should be up there with them.
- Major General George Hammond: Now you know how I feel most of the time.