- Major General George Hammond: What's it doing?
- Major Samantha Carter: Flying, Sir.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: MALPs can't fly.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Apparently they can.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Shouldn't there be a memo on this stuff?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [questioning Dr. Janet Fraiser's authority] Who put her in charge?
- Major General George Hammond: The US Air Force.
- Teal'c: In medical matters, Dr. Fraiser may overrule those of any rank.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: I'm not getting all my memos.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Carter! Emergency lighting?
- Major Samantha Carter: In the MALP Room, yes, sir. A small power usage anomaly. General Hammond said we should check it out before we resume normal operations.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Forget to change light bulbs, Siler?
- Sgt. Siler: It's not my job, sir.
- [Jack looks at Siler]
- Sgt. Siler: Yes, sir. Light bulb. Very amusing.
- Dr. Janet Fraiser: It is a very bad burn, Sam.
- Major Samantha Carter: Five minutes.
- Dr. Janet Fraiser: NOW.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: It's obviously fighting to survive.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: So do bacteria.
- Major Samantha Carter: It's trying to communicate.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: So do bac-...
- [O'Neill looks confused]