- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [whispering into his microphone, testing radio communications with Daniel's house] Hey, Daniel... Daniel! Are you sleeping yet?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [in normal voice] Yes, Jack. I'm fast asleep.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [Sam is humming in the elevator] Humming?
- Major Samantha Carter: I am?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: You are.
- Major Samantha Carter: Sorry.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: What's his name?
- Major Samantha Carter: Now, why would you...
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Humming.
- Major Samantha Carter: Pete.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Pete?
- Major Samantha Carter: Pete Shanahan. He's a cop.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Speeding again, are we?
- Major Samantha Carter: From Denver. He's a friend of my brother.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Set up.
- Major Samantha Carter: Pathetic, I know.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: No, it's great.
- Major Samantha Carter: It's not serious or anything.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: And yet it is... humworthy.
- Teal'c: Most often, dreams are merely the mind's way of dealing with desires that cannot be fulfilled.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Oh. So basically, I'm destined never to get a good night's sleep again.
- Teal'c: Knowing your past experiences, Daniel Jackson, I do not know how you have slept well before now.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Thank you, Teal'c. This conversation has been disturbing on... many levels.
- Major General George Hammond: You're suggesting Osiris is here on Earth manipulating Dr. Jackson's dreams?
- Major Samantha Carter: We think it's possible, sir.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Kinky.
- Major Samantha Carter: What I'm about to tell you is Classified under section 11-C-9 of the National Security Act.
- Pete Shanahan: Chicks with laser beam rings and glowing eyes are Classified under 11-C-9?
- Major Samantha Carter: [Sam talks technobabble and Daniel yawns] At least pretend that it's interesting.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: No, it was very interesting. Please, go on.
- Major Samantha Carter: Are you tired?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Ya think?
- Major Samantha Carter: No offense, Daniel, but it's not like you don't have some issues to work out.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Oh, yeah.
- Major Samantha Carter: Maybe you should talk to someone.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I thought I was.
- Dr. Sarah Gardner: You know, I must have read everything you've ever published.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Everything?
- Dr. Sarah Gardner: Yes.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: What a waste of time.
- Special Agent Farrity: Look, Pete, you ask me, this Major Carter is connected to something big. You might want to back off on this one. It's way out of your league.
- Pete Shanahan: Hey. It's not like I'm dating her or anything!
- Special Agent Farrity: Ri-i-ight.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: I'm just happy you're happy about something other than...quarks.
- [both pause and look at each other for a long moment]
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: That was good, wasn't it, quarks?
- Major Samantha Carter: Very good sir.