Colonel Jack O'Neill: If it wasn't for SG-1, right now you'd be sittin' there with a snake in your head, instead of your head up your a...
General Bauer: [shouting] Colonel!
Colonel Jack O'Neill: [entering Maybourne's very empty apartment] Have ya heard of IKEA?
Teal'c: On Chulak, when a great warrior retires from the field of battle, it is customary to sing a song of lament.
Teal'c: Fortunately we are not on Chulak.
Colonel Jack O'Neill: [to Maybourne] I see you're on that famous beer and mustard diet. How's that workin' out for ya?