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"Stargate SG-1" Ascension (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

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Jack O'Neill: We brought pizza and a movie.

Teal'c: Star Wars.

Jack O'Neill: He's seen it, what? Eight times?

Teal'c: Nine.

Jack O'Neill: Nine times. If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be okay.

Major Samantha Carter: You've never seen Star Wars?

Jack O'Neill: Well, you know me and sci-fi.

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Dr. Daniel Jackson: I agree with Sam. We don't know enough about what happened on that planet, yet.

Colonel Frank Simmons: Need I remind you, Dr. Jackson, of the dangers that we're trying to defend Earth against?

Dr. Daniel Jackson: [sarcastic] Oh, uh, could you? I mean, go slow.

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Jack O'Neill: So, now what?

Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.

Jack O'Neill: Call Daniel.

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Major Samantha Carter: You made it?

Orlin: You wouldn't believe the things that you can make from the common, simple items lying around your planet. Which reminds me, you're going to need a new microwave.

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Major Samantha Carter: And you ordered the materials online?

Orlin: Mostly. Sorry, but you're gonna have a pretty big credit card bill this month. Oh, and you're going to need a new toaster.

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