The Doctor:
[
examining Tom Paris] Hm. It looks like he's having an allergic reaction. What did he ingest?
B'Elanna Torres:
Just a cup of Neelix's coffee.
The Doctor:
It's a miracle he's still alive.
[
Paris is delirious]
Tom Paris:
Do you cry?
The Doctor:
[
looks unsure] It's not in my program.
Tom Paris:
Shame.
[
giggles]
Tom Paris:
You know, it's funny. What I remember most about being a kid are the times I spent in my room crying. I liked my room, though. It was quiet in there. People would leave me alone. I'd keep the door locked. Read. Play games.
[
smiles]
Tom Paris:
I lost my virginity in that room. Seventeen. Parents were away for the weekend.
The Doctor:
I'll note that in your medical file.
[
Paris has come back from the dead]
Tom Paris:
What's happening?
The Doctor:
All of your internal organs are functioning again. In fact, you seem to have an extra one.
Tom Paris:
What?
The Doctor:
You have two hearts.
[
Paris has horrible mutations over his body and face]
Captain Janeway:
How do you feel?
Tom Paris:
Like a lab experiment gone wrong.
[
Paris and Janeway have mutated into amphibian-like lifeforms that have mated and produced offspring]
Chakotay:
I don't know how I'm going to enter this into the log.
Tuvok:
I look forward to reading it.
Tom Paris:
You're losing me, aren't you? I'm going to die.
The Doctor:
You're too stubborn to die, Mr. Paris.
Tom Paris:
Here lies Thomas Eugene Paris beloved mutant.
The Doctor:
A fitting epitaph, but I don't intend to let you use it just yet.
Kes:
Radiometric emitters are charged and ready.
The Doctor:
Begin with 45 rads per second.
Tom Paris:
Great. Now it'll read "beloved radioactive mutant."
Tom Paris:
[
to Janeway, after mutating] Pretty disgusting, huh?
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