Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)
Renaissance Man (2001)
Robert Duncan McNeill: Lt. Tom Paris
Quotes
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[the Doctor thinks his program is about to break down]
The Doctor : [to Janeway] I've had something on my conscience for a long time. After I was first activated, I kept a record of what I considered to be your most... questionable command decisions. It's in my personal database. I hope you'll delete the file without reading it.
The Doctor : [to Tuvok] Mr. Tuvok. I violated the most sacred trust between a physician and his patient. I told Mr. Neelix about the cutaneous eruption you developed on your...
[looks furtively around, realizing everyone else is listening]
The Doctor : That was indiscreet. I hope you can forgive me.
The Doctor : [to Kim] Ensign. At your recital last month, I told Lieutenant Torres that your saxophone playing reminded me of a wounded targ. I should have put it more delicately! I'm sorry!
The Doctor : [pushing Kim aside] Seven.
Seven of Nine : You should remain still.
The Doctor : You have no idea how difficult it's been, hiding my true feelings all these years, averting my eyes during your regular maintenance exams.
[the Doctor's holomatrix starts to glitch]
The Doctor : [falling on his knees] I know you could never have the same feelings for me, but I want you to know the truth. I love you, Seven.
[his program glitches again]
Seven of Nine : Your cognitive algorithms are malfunctioning.
The Doctor : [stands up and waves the others goodbye] Goodbye, my friends! Speak well of me!
[the Doctor disappears]
Captain Kathryn Janeway : Is he...?
B'Elanna Torres : No, I've got him.
[the Doctor reappears, with his hand still held up]
The Doctor : What happened?
B'Elanna Torres : I deleted the extraneous subroutines.
The Doctor : I'm not going to decompile?
Captain Kathryn Janeway : [dourly] You'll probably outlive us all.
[hands him back his mobile emitter]
Tom Paris : Doc... anything... else you'd like to confess?
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[the Doctor has taken on the appearance of B'Elanna, when Tom shows up with a covered tray]
Tom Paris : Well, I thought since you didn't have time for lunch under the stars, maybe you'd settle for the glow of the warp core.
The Doctor, as B'Elanna Torres : How thoughtful, but I'm... not hungry.
Tom Paris : Well, I'm sure the baby is famished.
[removes the cover from the tray to reveal a pile of chicken drumsticks]
The Doctor, as B'Elanna Torres : A pregnant woman shouldn't eat this kind of food! Do you want to give me an arterial occlusion?
Tom Paris : [scoffs] One drumstick isn't gonna kill you. Besides, I won't tell the Doctor - if you won't.
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Seven of Nine : I performed a Fourier analysis on the recording. The harmonics have been modified.
Ensign Harry Kim : It could be a com frequency.
Seven of Nine : Unlikely. There's no carrier wave.
Tom Paris : I could be wrong but... it looks like a warp signature.
Ensign Harry Kim : The power utilization curve would be about right.
Chakotay : Try scanning for it.
Seven of Nine : I'm detecting a matching signature. Distance: 6.7 light-years.
Lt. Tuvok : We can't follow them at impulse.
Chakotay : You and Tom take a shuttle.
[Paris and Tuvok leave]