Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Live Fast and Prosper (2000)

Kate Mulgrew: Capt. Kathryn Janeway

Quotes 

• Captain Kathryn Janeway : Posing as a Starfleet captain, selling memberships to the Federation - too bad we didn't think of it, Tuvok. Imagine the resources we could have acquired over the past six years.

• Captain Kathryn Janeway : "Psoriasis"?

  Tuvok : Improvisation is not foremost among my talents.

• B'Elanna Torres : We've got systems failures on eight decks, Captain.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : That explains why my sonic shower was a little louder than usual.

  B'Elanna Torres : Make that nine decks.

• Captain Kathryn Janeway : If I could have everyone's attention for a moment. We found a contaminant in the replicator system. It's nothing serious, but if any of you start to feel a little queasy, report to sickbay immediately. In the meantime, the galley is closed.

  Harry Kim : [to Paris]  I wish I hadn't had seconds.

• [Janeway comes face to face with her "alter ego"] 

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : Nice hair.

  Dala : It's not really my taste.

• [Dala is not intimidated by Janeway's threat to turn her over to Telsian Security] 

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : Tell her about your research, Mr. Tuvok.

  Tuvok : I-I beg your pardon, Captain?

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : On Telsian law. I think it's only fair that we... let our guest know what to expect.

  Tuvok : The Telsian criminal justice system is rather barbaric.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : Tell her about the prisons.

  Tuvok : Barely habitable. Inmates often die of malnutrition before they're brought to trial. Torture is commonplace, as is disease, including several incurable forms of psoriasis.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : I think she gets the general idea.

• Captain Kathryn Janeway : Gremlins.

  B'Elanna Torres : Excuse me?

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : In the early days of aviation, engineers blamed imaginary little creatures called gremlins for malfunctions they could not explain.

  B'Elanna Torres : Well, one of your "gremlins" just paid a visit to the replicator system.

• Captain Kathryn Janeway : I know it's hard for you to believe; but occasionally some of us tell the truth.

• Captain Kathryn Janeway : Gentlemen, I believe you've been had.