Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)
Barge of the Dead (1999)
Robert Duncan McNeill: Ensign Tom Paris
Quotes
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B'Elanna Torres : [of her mother] Did I ever tell you that she put me in a Klingon monastery?
Tom Paris : [snorts] You're kidding.
B'Elanna Torres : It was after their marriage ended. She pulled me out of the Federation school in order to teach me... honor and discipline.
Tom Paris : Hm - out of the plasma cooker into the fire.
B'Elanna Torres : She prayed to Kahless every day to guide me in the ways of the warrior. I guess he wasn't listening.
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Neelix : [offering Paris a dish of gagh] Sop joq jiH yuv gagh drek!
B'Elanna Torres : He said eat this, or he'll force it down the gullet of your corpse.
Neelix : No offense.
Tom Paris : Ah, none taken. So, this is replicated, right?
Neelix : Unfortunately.
Tom Paris : And how do you get it to... move?
Neelix : I used a kinesthetic agent to give it a little oomph.
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Tom Paris : B'Elanna? Are you alive?
B'Elanna Torres : You tell me.
Tom Paris : [scanning her vitals] You've got a mild concussion.
B'Elanna Torres : That's the best thing that's happened to me all day.
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Tom Paris : One minute you're in a coma, the next you're a born-again Klingon? I-I just don't get it.