Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Ferengi codes are damn near impossible to break.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Gentlemen, I have the utmost confidence in your ability to perform... the impossible.
DaiMon Tog: Why continue to search for perfection, once you have found it?
Lwaxana Troi: Can you imagine that dreadful little creature talking to me like that? Doesn't he realize that I am the daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed? Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx?
Counselor Deanna Troi: The Sacred Chalice of Rixx is an old clay pot with mold growing inside it.
Lwaxana Troi: Oh, well, perhaps one day, when you're older and wiser, you'll understand.
Counselor Deanna Troi: Are we at war with the Ferengi yet?
Lwaxana Troi: [arguing with Deanna about getting married] You had your chance with Commander Riker. Look how you ruined that.
Counselor Deanna Troi: I did not ruin anything! We've become very good friends.
Lwaxana Troi: Well, all the better; you certainly wouldn't wanna marry an enemy.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: [playing the role of Lwaxana's fanatic lover] My love... is a fever, longing still, For that which longer nurseth the disease.
Lwaxana Troi: Tell me more.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes, For they in thee a thousand errors see; But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise, Who, in despite of view, are pleased to dote. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: When I have pluck'd the rose, I cannot give it vital growth again. It needs must wither.
Lwaxana Troi: I have a new love, Jean-Luc. And you can't keep killing all my lovers. Now, that simply has to stop.
DaiMon Tog: [alarmed] Killing?
Lwaxana Troi: Oh, he's insanely jealous.
Lwaxana Troi: Now, look, Demon Tog, or whatever you call yourself...
Lwaxana Troi: I-I must admit, when you, uh, first approached me aboard the Enterprise, I was...
[clears her throat in disgust]
Lwaxana Troi: ...intrigued.
DaiMon Tog: You mean revolted.
Lwaxana Troi: Perhaps a little.
[Picard has rescued Lwaxana from DaiMon Tog]
Lwaxana Troi: Thank you, Jean-Luc. You were most convincing. You certainly convinced me.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I am truly grateful, Mrs. Troi, that you risked your life to save my people. I'll have you home in a few hours.
Lwaxana Troi: Oh, no, no, no, no, that won't be necessary. I'd just love to hear more of your poetry.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: [disentangling himself from Lwaxana] Uhh... Perhaps another time. Please.
[offers her his chair, then walks up to Wesley at the helm]
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Mr. Crusher, set course for Betazed.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: [low voice] Warp nine.
[Wesley has missed his lift to Starfleet Academy and therefore has to stay on the Enterprise]
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I'm just thinking that... I'm saying goodbye to you, as you are today.
Wesley Crusher: But I thought you said I wasn't going to be able to go.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: The Academy must make you wait, that's true; but... when I review your service to this ship, your crewmates, I cannot in all conscience make *you* wait for the Academy. You see, Wesley... in my eyes, you're an acting ensign in title only. I hereby grant you field promotion to full ensign with all the commensurate responsibilities and privileges of that rank. Congratulations.
Lwaxana Troi: You've got to enjoy life, relax, like I do. Find yourself the right man. Think of your future. Hm - think of *my* future.
DaiMon Tog: You must be aware that every female has her price.
Lwaxana Troi: Let's get one thing straight, little man. I am not for sale. And if, by some chance, I were to become available, I would rather eat Orion wing-slugs than deal with a toad-faced TROLL like you! So go away and find yourself somebody else to become your property!
Lwaxana Troi: Oh! I should have known. Even their transporters can't be trusted.
[after the Ferengi have beamed her and Deanna out of their clothes]