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Counselor Troi: Stop this petty bickering, all of you! Especially you, Mother!

[runs out of the dining room]

Lt. Cmdr. Data: [polite tone] Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.

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Lwaxana Troi: I am Lwaxana Troi, daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. Who are you?

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Lwaxana Troi: No, no, no, don't tell me: you're the Captain!

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Of course, your daughter has explained your telepathic abilities.

Lwaxana Troi: No, that wasn't telepathy, it was just common sense. Who else would they send to greet me but the Captain?

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Lieutenant Tasha Yar: Jewels! Look at these jewels!

Counselor Troi: They're bonding gifts - what you would call wedding presents.

Commander William T. Riker: Who's getting married?

Counselor Troi: I am.

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Counselor Troi: We are going to be together a long time.

Wyatt Miller: Yes... That is the point of marriage, I suppose.

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Captain Jean-Luc Picard: [about Haven] Such a beautiful world. Legends say it has been known to mend souls and heal broken hearts.

Lt. Cmdr. Data: Legends which are totally unsupported by fact, Captain.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Legends like that are the spice of the universe, Mr. Data, because they have a way of sometimes coming true.

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Lwaxana Troi: The matter is settled. Mr. Homn will conduct the joining.

Steven Miller: But Comm... But Homn can't even talk!

Lwaxana Troi: No matter, he is highly adept in the art of sign language.

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Wyatt Miller: I very much respected what you did tonight.

Counselor Troi: All I did was lose my temper.

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Wyatt Miller: They've decided that the joining will be half Betazed, half Earth. The Captain will do the ceremony, and Mr. Homn will be my best man.

Counselor Troi: And we'll take half our clothes off?

Wyatt Miller: Some of us still go naked. You do, I do; your mother, my father, but - not my mother or the guests.

Counselor Troi: Captain Picard will be very relieved. How did you manage it?

Wyatt Miller: Your mother relented. And I just caught my father practicing naked in front of his mirror!

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Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Mr. Data.

Lt. Cmdr. Data: Sir?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: You're circling the room like a buzzard.

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Lwaxana Troi: You've been slack, little one - allowed your mental powers to rust.

Counselor Troi: Only to avoid confusion, Mother. Humans constantly think one thing and say another.

Lwaxana Troi: Yes, they do, don't they?

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Lwaxana Troi: You realize of course that with Betazoids, our ability to read the thoughts of others does see us grow much faster than the typical, plodding Human.

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[Data is observing Mr. Homn as the latter enjoys one drink after another]

Lt. Cmdr. Data: Considering the rate at which you imbibe, sir... is your lineage at all mixed with Human?

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Counselor Troi: Whatever happened to Mr. Xelo?

Lwaxana Troi: Oh, I was forced to terminate his employment. Xelo was strongly attracted to me; his thoughts became truly pornographic!

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Wyatt Miller: Mrs. Troi, can I talk to you about something serious?

Lwaxana Troi: But I'm always serious, dear boy. Only my pleasant nature makes it appear otherwise.

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Lwaxana Troi: Wyatt, tell me something seriously: which of these would look best on me naked?

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Lwaxana Troi: [about to leave the Enterprise] Captain! Even Xelo never had such thoughts about me. You may energize.

[she is beamed away]

Counselor Troi: That was meant as a joke, Captain.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I was not amused.

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Mr. Homn: [considered by all as mute] Thank you for the drinks.

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[Wyatt has decided to join the Tarellians, thus dissolving his commitment to Troi]

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Our destiny is elsewhere. But I'm happy that yours is here with us, Counselor.

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Counselor Troi: I should warn you, sir - my mother is a little... eccentric.

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