Second officer Lt. Commander Data accepted to speak a complete record of a day in his functioning for the benefit of scientific android engineer Commander Maddox and concludes his programming must be improved concerning interaction with human emotions, most puzzling given human practices such as irony. Chief Miles O'Brien's human wedding is amply confusing, even for Worf, bride Keiko Ishikawa's gibbers even more illogical. Learning dances and which is appropriate from Dr. Crusher prove easy. Conan Doyle's logic of elimination Data soon masters, in time to solve a mysterious accident during negotiations with a Romulan admiral... Written by
Did You Know?
Picard's wedding remarks are almost the same as those which Kirk uses in the teaser for TOS: "Balance of Terror", an episode also involving the Romulans. See more
When Spot begins to eat from the cup of replicated cat food, a small insect inside the cup is disturbed and can be seen running across the food. In Star Trek: TNG, the food replicators are not programmed to materialize living tissue. See more
Lt. Commander Data
Second Officer's personal log, stardate 44390.1 - Record entry for transmission to Commander Bruce Maddox, Cybernetics Division, Daystrom Institute. Dear Commander Maddox. In reference to your most recent letter, I agree that your study lacks sufficient primary source information on my programming and operation. Therefore, in response to your request, this correspondence will include a complete record of my activities during a normal day, with particular emphasis on my perceptions ...
Isn't It Romantic?
Music by Richard Rodgers
Lyrics by Lorenz Hart See more