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"Star Trek: The Next Generation" Captain's Holiday (TV Episode 1990) Poster

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Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Tell me, Number One, is the entire crew aware of this little scheme to send me off on holiday?

Commander William T. Riker: I believe there are two ensigns stationed on deck 39 who know nothing about it.

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[first lines]

Risian Computer: Welcome to Risa. All that is ours is yours.

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Captain Jean-Luc Picard: From the moment I met you, I knew you were gonna be trouble.

Vash: You look like a man who could handle trouble.

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Commander William T. Riker: [to Picard] Have I mentioned how imaginative the Risian women are, sir?

Counselor Deanna Troi: Too often, Commander.

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Joval: The Horga'hn is the Risian symbol of sexuality. To own one is to call forth its powers. To display it is to announce you are seeking jamaharon.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: [exasperated] Riker!

Joval: Do you seek jamaharon?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I don't even know what it means. The Horga'hn is for a friend.

Joval: I see. Someone close to you?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: That's right.

Joval: Someone you love?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I wouldn't go that far.

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[Vash has greeted Picard like an old friend with an intimate kiss]

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I think you've mistaken me for someone else.

Vash: You know, I think you might be right. Welcome to Risa!

[walks on]

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: [to himself] A simple handshake would have sufficed.

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Sovak: [on Vash] She is a greedy and unscrupulous woman - a perfect mate for a Ferengi!

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Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Any woman who can beat a Ferengi at his own game bears watching.

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[Dr. Crusher tries to persuade Picard to take a vacation]

Doctor Beverly Crusher: Isn't there someplace special you wanna go?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: The Astrophysics Center on Icor IX is holding a symposium on rogue star clusters. I had given serious thought to attending.

Doctor Beverly Crusher: The last thing you need is serious thought. Jean-Luc, why don't you go someplace beautiful, where you can relax and be pampered? You deserve it.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I'll give it serious thought.

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Commander William T. Riker: The more difficult the task, the sweeter the victory.

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Vash: [on the mythical Tox Uthat] First I have to find it - and that won't be easy, with Sovak watching me every minute.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I'll go in your place.

Vash: And what about me?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: You'll remain here. It's safer.

Vash: Is that an order?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Absolutely.

Vash: This isn't a starship, Jean-Luc. I don't follow orders.

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Captain Jean-Luc Picard: You are outrageous!

Vash: Thank you. You're pretty stimulating yourself.

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Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Promise me you will try and stay out of trouble.

Vash: I always *try*.

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Vash: You know, Jean-Luc, it's lucky for you we met. If it wasn't for me... If it wasn't for me, you'd still be back there sitting in the sun, relaxing.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: That happens to be why I came to Risa.

Vash: I'm sure you hated every minute of it.

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Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Look, I don't wish to appear rude, but I am not seeking jamaharon.

Vash: All right. But you really should try it sometime.

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Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, yes. Number One - about that Horga'hn you requested...

Commander William T. Riker: Yes, sir?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: You and I need to have a little chat about that.

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[last lines]

Counselor Deanna Troi: Was it a relaxing trip, Captain?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Uh-huh.

[and heads off to his ready room]

Commander William T. Riker: I knew he'd have a great time!

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[after Picard has kissed Vash]

Vash: Still think I'm trouble?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: I'm sure of it.

[they kiss again]

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Commander William T. Riker: Are you taking all these books?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, well, I'll take some light reading, in case I got bored.

Commander William T. Riker: "Ulysses" by James Joyce? "Ethics, Sophistry and the Alternate Universe", Ving Kuda - you call that 'light reading'?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: To each his own, Number One.

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