'War is good for business' is the 34th Rule of Acquisition, but Quark is not noticing it at all. His bar is almost empty now people are leaving the station in droves in fear of the Dominion. Only a drunk Klingon, Kozak, is left and he refuses to pay. He assaults Quark and dies while accidentally falling on his knife. When Quark sees curious crowds outside the bar, he gets a great idea. He decides to tell everyone he killed the Klingon in a great fight to increase business. Odo warns him this might be dangerous, but arrogantly Quark refuses to listen. First he gets a visit by Zadok's brother D'Ghor seeking confirmation he died an honorable death, then he has to confess the truth to widow Grilka. She kidnaps him and forces him to marry her to save the house of Kozak. Meanwhile Keiko has to close the school because all the Bajoran children left. Miles tries everything to cheer her up. Written by
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Did You Know?
The second time in the Star Trek TV universe that the ritual dis-commendation of a Klingon warrior is portrayed. See more
Gowron's robe disappears after he announces Quark and Grilka's wedding is official. See more
Now I know we're doomed.
Rule of Acquisition 286: "When Morn leaves, it's all over".