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Infatuated with Keiko]
Quark:
My ears tingle at the sight of you...
Lt.:
Nervous, Chief?
Chief Miles Edward O'Brien:
What are you talking about?
Lt.:
That's your fifth cup of coffee in twenty minutes.
Chief Miles Edward O'Brien:
I didn't realize you were keeping track.
Lt.:
Oh, nervous and irascible.
Chief Miles Edward O'Brien:
If you hadn't seen your wife and child for two months, you'd be irascible too.
Lt.:
Well, believe me, I'm looking forward to Keiko and Molly's visit as much as you are.
Chief Miles Edward O'Brien:
Ha, I doubt that.
Lt.:
How many games of raquetball have we played in the last two months?
Chief Miles Edward O'Brien:
I don't know. Fifteen, maybe twenty.
Lt.:
Try seventy. I've been keeping track of that, too, and do you know what all those games have proved to me? That I'm a poor substitute for your wife.
Chief Miles Edward O'Brien:
I could have told you that sixty games ago.
Maj.:
Now, Jake, what can I do for you?
Jake Sisko:
I need some advice. See, there's this older woman and I think we're perfect for each other.
Maj.:
Ah, and she doesn't.
Jake Sisko:
I don't know what she thinks.
Maj.:
Well, Jake, my advice to you is to tell Marta how you feel. That way you'll know...
Jake Sisko:
Marta and I broke up.
Maj.:
You broke up? Well then, who?
Jake Sisko:
*You*.
Maj.:
...Me?
Jake Sisko:
I love you, Nerys. Wanna go out with me?
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