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"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"
Body Parts (1996)
Garak:
[sneaks up behind a holographic 'Quark' and breaks his neck]
Garak: Well, how was that?
Quark: Awful! Did you hear that sound of bone snapping? I don't want that to be the last thing I hear!
Garak: It wasn't that loud.
Quark: You don't have these ears. Snapping vertebrae is out!
Garak: We're running out of options, Quark. You don't want to be vaporised because you need the body; the disrupter ruined your clothing, the knife was too savage; the nerve gas smelled bad; hanging took too long, and poison... what was was wrong with poison?
Quark: It doesn't work. If I know the food is poisoned I won't eat it.
Garak: For a man who wants to kill himself you're strangely determined to live.
Quark: I'm going to die, don't you worry about that. I just wanna find the right way.
Garak: Right way?
Quark: I don't want to see it coming. Or hear it. Or feel it or smell it. I just want to go on with my life and then...
[snaps his fingers]
Quark: ... I'm dead!
Garak: Ah!
[snaps fingers too]
Garak: You want to be surprised!
Quark: Exactly! I want to wake up in the divine treasury and have no idea how I got there.
Garak: I see. Perhaps that can be arranged.
Quark: I'm nobody - just a bartender with a domineering mother and an idiot brother.
Quark: [repeated line; Rule of Acquisition 17] A contract is a contract is a contract.
Quark: It took me my whole life, but I'm gonna die a winner!
Rom: When you see how much your body is worth you're gonna wish you died years ago - or something like that...
Quark: Garak, let's talk about death!
Brunt: You are a disease, Quark, a festering tumor of Ferengi society; and it's my job to cut you off!
[Bashir explains the circumstances of the runabout accident and how Kira ended up with Keiko's unborn baby]
Doctor Bashir: ...Keiko was thrown against the bulkhead. She had a concussion, broken ribs, internal haemorrhaging. I managed to stabilize her, but the baby's autonomic functions were failing. I had to find another womb for the baby; and the only two people available were Major Kira - and me.
Captain Sisko: I think you made the right choice, doctor.
[Quark wakes up in the divine treasury - as it seems... ]
Quark: I'm really dead!
[Grand Nagus Gint appears]
Grand Nagus Gint: You're noy just dead, Quark, you're an idiot!
[cackles madly]
Molly O'Brien: Are you my aunt?
Chief O'Brien: Sounds right to me.
Major Kira: [nods] Aunt Nerys!
Quark: Take my assets, revoke my Ferengi business license, do whatever you have to do, then get out! And if I ever see you walk into my bar again...
Brunt: Yes?
Quark: ...you won't walk out.
Quark: Captain, you can't do this! Not without paying a storage fee... a minimum storage fee, practically nothing.
Captain Sisko: Send me the bill.
[last lines]
Rom: Look there, brother! And you thought you had no assets.
Quark: Sisko? Dax, Bashir, Morn? The're my assets?
Rom: To name a few.
Quark: I guess you're right. I need a drink.
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Garak: Well, how was that?
Quark: Awful! Did you hear that sound of bone snapping? I don't want that to be the last thing I hear!
Garak: It wasn't that loud.
Quark: You don't have these ears. Snapping vertebrae is out!
Garak: We're running out of options, Quark. You don't want to be vaporised because you need the body; the disrupter ruined your clothing, the knife was too savage; the nerve gas smelled bad; hanging took too long, and poison... what was was wrong with poison?
Quark: It doesn't work. If I know the food is poisoned I won't eat it.
Garak: For a man who wants to kill himself you're strangely determined to live.
Quark: I'm going to die, don't you worry about that. I just wanna find the right way.
Garak: Right way?
Quark: I don't want to see it coming. Or hear it. Or feel it or smell it. I just want to go on with my life and then...
[snaps his fingers]
Quark: ... I'm dead!
Garak: Ah!
[snaps fingers too]
Garak: You want to be surprised!
Quark: Exactly! I want to wake up in the divine treasury and have no idea how I got there.
Garak: I see. Perhaps that can be arranged.
Quark: I'm nobody - just a bartender with a domineering mother and an idiot brother.
Quark: [repeated line; Rule of Acquisition 17] A contract is a contract is a contract.
Quark: It took me my whole life, but I'm gonna die a winner!
Rom: When you see how much your body is worth you're gonna wish you died years ago - or something like that...
Quark: Garak, let's talk about death!
Brunt: You are a disease, Quark, a festering tumor of Ferengi society; and it's my job to cut you off!
[Bashir explains the circumstances of the runabout accident and how Kira ended up with Keiko's unborn baby]
Doctor Bashir: ...Keiko was thrown against the bulkhead. She had a concussion, broken ribs, internal haemorrhaging. I managed to stabilize her, but the baby's autonomic functions were failing. I had to find another womb for the baby; and the only two people available were Major Kira - and me.
Captain Sisko: I think you made the right choice, doctor.
[Quark wakes up in the divine treasury - as it seems... ]
Quark: I'm really dead!
[Grand Nagus Gint appears]
Grand Nagus Gint: You're noy just dead, Quark, you're an idiot!
[cackles madly]
Molly O'Brien: Are you my aunt?
Chief O'Brien: Sounds right to me.
Major Kira: [nods] Aunt Nerys!
Quark: Take my assets, revoke my Ferengi business license, do whatever you have to do, then get out! And if I ever see you walk into my bar again...
Brunt: Yes?
Quark: ...you won't walk out.
Quark: Captain, you can't do this! Not without paying a storage fee... a minimum storage fee, practically nothing.
Captain Sisko: Send me the bill.
[last lines]
Rom: Look there, brother! And you thought you had no assets.
Quark: Sisko? Dax, Bashir, Morn? The're my assets?
Rom: To name a few.
Quark: I guess you're right. I need a drink.
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