Garak's line about the various means to end one's life, by which Quark has rejected (particularly the nerve gas part) bears a slight resemblance to Dorothy Parker's famous poem "Resumé"; "Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live." See more
What's the most important thing in my life?
That's who I am. That's what I do, I'm a businessman, and more than that, I'm a Ferengi businessman. Do you know what that means? It means that I'm not exploiting and cheating people at random. I'm doing it according to a specific set of rules - the Rules of Acquisition. And I won't disregard them when I find them inconvenient.
Inconvenient? You're going to die!
Yes. And when I arrive at the gates of the Divine Treasury, the ...
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Main Title
Written by Dennis McCarthy
Performed by Dennis McCarthy See more