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Mr. Spock: Miss Uhura, your last sub-space log contained an error in the frequencies column.

Lt. Nyota Uhura: Sometimes I think if I hear "frequency" again, I'll cry.

Mr. Spock: Cry?

Lt. Nyota Uhura: I was just trying to start a conversation.

Mr. Spock: Well, since it is illogical for a communications officer to resent the word "frequency"... I have no answer.

Lt. Nyota Uhura: No, you have an answer. I'm an illogical woman who's beginning to feel too much a part of that communications console. Why don't you tell me I'm an attractive young lady or ask me if I've ever been in love? Tell me how planet Vulcan looks when the moon is full.

Mr. Spock: Vulcan has no moon, Miss Uhura.

Lt. Nyota Uhura: I'm not surprised, Mr. Spock.

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Yeoman Janice Rand: [to one of Sulu's plants] Hello, Beauregard. How are you today, darling?

Lt. Hikaru Sulu: Her name's Gertrude.

Yeoman Janice Rand: No, it's a he plant. A girl can tell.

Lt. Hikaru Sulu: Why do people have to call inanimate objects "she"? Like "she's a fast ship."

Yeoman Janice Rand: He is not an inanimate object. He's so animate he makes me nervous. In fact, I keep expecting one of these plants of yours to grab me.

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Captain James T. Kirk: Your wife, Professor. Where is she?

Professor Robert Crater: She... was the last of her kind.

Captain James T. Kirk: The last of her kind?

Professor Robert Crater: The last of its kind. Earth history, remember? Like the passenger pigeon or buffalo.

[he faints a little]

Professor Robert Crater: Ooh! I feel strange.

Captain James T. Kirk: Just stunned. You'll be able to think in a minute.

Mr. Spock: The Earth buffalo. What about it?

Professor Robert Crater: Once there were millions of them... prairies black with them. One herd covered three whole states... and when they moved, they were like thunder.

Mr. Spock: And now they're gone. Is that what you mean?

Professor Robert Crater: Like the creatures here. Once there were millions of them. Now there's one left. Nancy understood.

Mr. Spock: Always in the past tense.

Captain James T. Kirk: Where's your wife? Where's she now?

Professor Robert Crater: Dead. Buried up on a hill. It killed her.

Captain James T. Kirk: When?

Professor Robert Crater: Oh, a year... or was it two?

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[the first occurrence of his famous line, while examining Darnell]

Lt. Cmdr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: Dead, Jim.

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Lt. Nyota Uhura: Message, Captain: Starship Base on Corinth IV requests explanation of our delay here, sir. Base Commander Dominguez says we have supplies he urgently needs.

Captain James T. Kirk: Tell José he'll get his chilli peppers when we get there. Tell him the're prime Mexican Reds, I hand picked them myself. But he won't die if he goes a few more days without them.

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Captain James T. Kirk: We're all aware of the need for salt on a hot and arid planet like this, professor. But it's a mystery. And I don't like mysteries. They give me a bellyache. And I got a beauty right now.

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Captain James T. Kirk: You could learn something from Mr. Spock, doctor: stop thinking with your glands.

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Yeoman Janice Rand: [to Lt. Green, who's been following her] Why don't you go chase an asteroid?

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Yeoman Janice Rand: Where are you Sulu?

Lt. Hikaru Sulu: I'm here, feeding the weepers, Janice.

Yeoman Janice Rand: Well, I've got your tray.

Lt. Hikaru Sulu: May the Great Bird of the Galaxy bless your planet.

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Transporter Operator: [Ogling Yeoman Rand as she walks away] How about that?

Security Guard: Yeah, how would you like to have her as your own personal yeoman?

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Yeoman Janice Rand: You been nipping Saurian Brandy or something?

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Captain James T. Kirk: Remember my instructions, Lieutenant: keep a tight fix on us. If we let out a yell, I want an armed party down there before the echo dies.

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Mr. Spock: Fortunately, my ancestors spawned in another ocean than yours did. My bloodcels are quite different.

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Captain James T. Kirk: Captain's log, additional. Armed and able-bodied crewmen are not attacked and slaughtered this easily. Apparently the killer can immobilize them as it approaches, perhaps with some hypnotic or paralyzing power. The answer lies with Professor Crater.

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Captain James T. Kirk: Stand by, Mr. Sulu. Spock has something.

Mr. Spock: [Looking at body of a crewman] Green.

Captain James T. Kirk: He beamed up to the ship with us.

Mr. Spock: Or something did.

Captain James T. Kirk: Enterprise, from Kirk.

Lt. Hikaru Sulu: Bridge, Sulu.

Captain James T. Kirk: You have an intruder aboard. Could be masquerading as Crewman Green. General Quarters. Security condition 3.

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Lt. Nyota Uhura: [Two crewmen step aside as Lt. Uhura exits the turbolift. She addresses one of them] The door to my quarters still rattles when it opens. Would you stop by and see if you can do something about it? Thanks, Bobby.

Lt. Nyota Uhura: [Walks towards another crewman who is the creature in disguise and is staring at her] Crewman, do I know you?

Crewman: In a way, m'am. You were just thinking of someone like me. I'm guessing of course, but you do look a little lonely.

Lt. Nyota Uhura: [Taken aback by crewman's boldness] I see. So naturally when I'm lonely, I think of you.

Crewman: [Speaks Swahili to Uhura]

Lt. Nyota Uhura: [Is charmed and smiles, replying in Swahili, then asking] Swahili?

[Crewman's stare becomes more intense and hypnotic as Uhura is backed into the wall and rendered helpless. The crewman's hands are closing in on her face]

Captain James T. Kirk: [Ship's whistle sounds. Kirk speaks over the intercom. This breaks the hypnotic hold on Uhura] Lt. Uhura to the bridge.

[Ship's whistle again]

Captain James T. Kirk: Lt. Uhura to the bridge!

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Capt. Kirk: This is a mystery, and I don't like mysteries. They give me a bellyache, and I've got a beauty right now.

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Uhura: Mr Spock, sometimes I think if I hear that word frequency once more I'll cry.

Spock: Cry?

Uhura: I was just trying to start a conversation.

Spock: Well, since it is illogical for a communications officer to resent the word 'frequency', I have no answer.

Uhura: No, you have an answer. I'm an illogical women whose beginning to feel too much part of that communications consul. Why don't you tell me I'm an attractive young lady or ask me if I've ever been in love? Tell me how your planet Vulcan looks on a lazy evening when the moon is full.

Spock: Vulcan has no moon, Ms Uhuru.

Uhura: I'm not surprised, Mr Spock.

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