City slicker turned country gentleman Jim Blandings expects to make a small fortune by selling the hay on his land. Upset after learning that it's ten acres of weeds, he ignores pleas to hire a pro and decides to burn off the vegetation himself. Naturally, volunteer fire department is called. Written by
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[dejected, to Muriel
What is it? Can you tell me? Ever since I've bought this place, nothing is right. No matter what I do, it fights me. I shouldn't have signed a mortgage; I should have signed a non-aggression pact!