- Dr. Elliot Axelrod: [after getting a gift from Ehrlich] Victor, I don't know what to say. I didn't get you anything.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: [laughs] Hey, no problem. I'm not the paper weight type. Never would have used it anyway. Not interested in holding anything down.
- [Leaving the locker room]
- Dr. Wayne Fiscus: [Leaving the locker room] You really did it this time, Elliot.
- Dr. Elliot Axelrod: What?
- Dr. Philip Chandler: [Joining Fiscus] By not giving him a present, you single-handedly spoiled Victor's Christmas.
- Dr. Elliot Axelrod: It's not like I killed Santa Claus.
- Dr. Mark Craig: Maybe you should come over this spring and take a crack at the rose bushes.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: Just being polite. Forget, everyone got the drizzles at my wedding. I crashed your anniversary.
- Dr. Mark Craig: Aw, you were trying to patch things up between me and my brother, a lame attempt, but at least your heart was in the right spot.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: Do you really want me to come?
- Dr. Mark Craig: What do you want me to do? Engrave it on your forehead?
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: Do you have any idea what this means to me?
- Dr. Mark Craig: A free meal.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: A personal invitation to a party of yours, to bask in the warmth of your hearth at this festive time, I'm thrilled. I'm honored. I'm...
- Dr. Mark Craig: In my way.