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Quotes
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[Lorne and Max are handcuffed to a post while a timebomb ticks nearby]
Maxine 'Max' London : I don't suppose he taught you to turn your hand into a hacksaw?
Lorne Cash : Ah, screwdriver, hammer... nope, skipped hacksaw.
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[Max and Lorne are struggling to free themselves while the bomb nearby continues to tick]
Lorne Cash : Can I ask you a favor, please?
Maxine 'Max' London : You're kidding, right?
Lorne Cash : I'd like you to reach into my pants.
Maxine 'Max' London : Really!
Lorne Cash : I've got a gun.
Maxine 'Max' London : That's original.
Lorne Cash : I snagged it from Quill. He keeps it on his ankle.
Maxine 'Max' London : You know, if this is some elaborate, tasteless come-on, I'm going to die very disappointed.
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[last lines]
Lorne Cash : You know, I could have sworn when we crashed his bomber into the ocean, the President would have fired us.
Maxine 'Max' London : Told ya - when the man loves ya, he loves ya.
[Max repels out of the window atop the Statue of Liberty]
Lorne Cash : Oh, man...
Maxine 'Max' London : Buck. Up.