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No Weenies Allowed: SpongeBob and Sandy are enjoying a day at the beach when they come across the Salty Spitoon, a rough and tumble hangout for real rugged folk. Sandy makes it through the bouncer, but SpongeBob is left outside. He then tries repeatedly to prove to the bouncer that he's tough enough to hang out with that crowd. Eventually he makes it inside, only to get hurt, and realizes its OK to just be himself. Squilliam Returns: Squidward's arch nemesis, Squilliam, has returned to harass Squidward on his failed life since high school. Squidward lies and tells him that he actually owns a five star restaurant. Squilliam invites himself and a group of people to eat dinner there that night. After Squidward convinced Mr. Krabs to let him run the Krusty Krab for the evening, (Squilliam is, after all, filthy rich, which is music to Mr. K's wallet) He attempts to turn the Krusty Krab into a fine dining establishment. All attempts fail until he gives SpongeBob a manual on fine dining and ... Written by
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When Sandy and SpongeBob first try to enter the Salty Spitoon, Sandy rips off the bouncer's tattoo, flips it, and puts it back on. Later in that scene, the tattoo returns to normal.
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Quotes
Squidward Tentacles:
Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
Patrick Star:
You mean like a weenie? Okay!
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Patrick's eyes big and he talks in a goofy voice]
Patrick Star:
May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I...
Squidward Tentacles:
All right, I've heard enough. You got the job.
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Soundtracks
"Wooden Bear"
(uncredited)
Music by Gil Flat, Tony Tape (i.e.
Gerhard Narholz), and Florian Voelxen
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In 'No Weenies Allowed' Spongebob and Sandy want to get into the Salty Spitoon(the toughest hangout in Bikini Bottom). Sandy is allowed in after proving herself as tough but Spongebob has a bit of difficulty and is called a weenie. In 'Squilliam Returns' Squidward's rich and successful rival from High School shows up once again to try and embarrass him. Squidward lies and claims to now own a fancy 5 star restaurant and is then forced to class up the Krusty Krab as well as recruit Spongebob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs as employees.
This episode was hilarious and creative with many classic moments. The funniest moments in 'No Weenies Allowed' for me were every time Spongebob was sent to Weenie Hut Jrs., Spongebob attempting to prove he's not a weenie by trying to open a bottle of ketchup(and failing), and Spongebob 'beating up' Patrick. 'Squilliam Returns' was a great follow up to 'Band Geeks' in which Squidward successfully showed up Squilliam. It had hilarious moments as well including Spongebob clearing his mind in order to be a fancy waiter and Mr. Krabs horrible cooking skills.
All in all, a classic episode.