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"SpongeBob SquarePants" Fools in April/Neptune's Spatula (TV Episode 2000) Poster

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Neptune: The accursed stove has burnt my finger.

[zaps stove]

Neptune: Feel thine own wrath, stove! Ha ha!

SpongeBob SquarePants: What did I tell you about using your powers, trainee?

Neptune: [ashamed] Perfect patties are made with love, not magic.

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Squidward Tentacles: [after Squidward goes too far pulling an April Fool's Prank on Spongebob] Where's Spongebob?

Patrick: He's in the house. He's impressed.

Squidward Tentacles: With what?

Patrick: I don't know, but it must have been pretty good to make him cry like that.

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Woo, I'm thirsty.

[Pulls an enormous pitcher of lemonade out of the fridge]

SpongeBob SquarePants: This is an extreme thirst.

[Cut to SpongeBob in front of dozens of glasses of lemonade]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Boy, I can't wait to drink all these drinks. April Fool!

[Looks in mirror]

SpongeBob SquarePants: To me.

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Squidward Tentacles: Why is it when I'm having fun... it's wrong?

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Squidward Tentacles: Why is he so happy about?

[Sees the calendar set on April 1st]

Squidward Tentacles: Aah! April 1st? April Fool's Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday!

[Dials phone]

Squidward Tentacles: Mr. Krabs, I can't come in to work today. I caught something horrible.

Mr. Krabs: What'd you catch?

Squidward Tentacles: I caught sight of the calendar.

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Neptune: So, little one? You think you are worthy of being the royal fry cook? I will prove your worthlessness. You shall be tested in a challenge.

Patrick: Bring it on. SpongeBob can handle any...

[Neptune zaps him]

Patrick: Ouch.

Neptune: Your friend's arrogance will cost you dearly. There will be two challenges.

Patrick: Two? What is two challenges to someone like SpongeBob?

[Neptune zaps him again]

Neptune: Three challenges!

Patrick: Only three? Three challenges is nothing. It might as well be... five hundred challenges.

Neptune: Enough!

[Zaps Patrick]

Patrick: [Now just a smudge on the ground] We'll settle for one.

Neptune: There will be but one challenge. You will face me in... the Ultimate Cookoff!

SpongeBob SquarePants: I will accept your challenge, if you fix my friend.

Neptune: Ah, yes. The round one. I shall restore him.

[restores Patrick, only he has no face]

Patrick: SpongeBob? SpongeBob?

[turns around; his face is on his butt]

Patrick: SpongeBob? There you are.

SpongeBob SquarePants: How you feeling?

Patrick: Pretty good. Say, have you gotten taller?

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Mr. Krabs: Don't worry, lad. I have the utmost confidence in you.

[Runs to the betting booth with a pile of cash]

Mr. Krabs: Put it all on Neptune!

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