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"SpongeBob SquarePants" Chocolate with Nuts/Mermaidman and Barnacleboy V (TV Episode 2002) Poster

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[SpongeBob and Patrick are selling chocolate]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer.

[knocks on door]

Fish: Hello?

Patrick: I love you.

[Fish slams door]

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Even OLDER Lady: Ahh, chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I always hated it!

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Would you like to buy some chocolate?

Chocolate Fish: Chocolate? Did you say... chocolate?

Patrick: Yes, with or without nuts.

Chocolate Fish: Chocolate? CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

[SpongeBob and Patrick run away]

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Barnacle Boy: [to Mermaid Man] I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!

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SpongeBob SquarePants: We're not doing so well Patrick. We need a better approach; a new tactic.

Patrick: I know, let's get naked.

SpongeBob SquarePants: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.

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Chocolate Fish: [shouting] CHOCOLATE!

SpongeBob: No! No! Noooo!

Chocolate Fish: AHAHAHA! FINALLY! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I've got you right where I want you...

Chocolate Fish: [normal voice, holding up a pile of cash] I'd like to buy all your chocolate.

SpongeBob: [chocolate falls out of Patrick's pants and he and SpongeBob melt] Thank you for your patronage.

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[Mermaid Man is talking about his super hero costume]

Mermaid Man: Power's all in the costume! Why else would we run around in colored undies?

[pulls on his costume's "underwear" and snaps it]

Squidward: I can think of three good reasons.

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Mermaid Man: You fiends can't win. You're out-numbered.

Barnacle Boy: You senile bag of fish paste. There are three of us and only one of you.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Make that two.

ManRay: The Quickster.

Squidward: three.

Barnacle Boy: Captain Magma.

Patrick: Four.

The Dirty Bubble: The Elastic Waistband.

Sandy: Five.

Barnacle Boy: M-M-M-Miss Appear.

Mermaid Man: And me makes 10. I think.

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[Spongebob and Patrick have decided to use lies and flattery to sell their chocolate]

SpongeBob SquarePants: [to Elderly Lady] Hello, "young" lady.

[winks at Patrick]

SpongeBob SquarePants: We're selling chocolates. Is your mother home?

Elderly lady: [shouts] Ma!

[tiny wrinkled worm of a fish in a wheelchair comes out of the house]

Even OLDER Lady: What?

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SpongeBob SquarePants: [SpongeBob and Patrick are selling chocolate] Remember, Patrick. Flatter the customer. Make him feel good.

[knocks on door]

Customer: Hello?

Patrick: I love you.

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Barnacle Boy: We won. And the superhero-supervillain rules require you to do what I say.

ManRay: World domination. Ask for world domination.

The Dirty Bubble: Make him eat dirt.

[Man-Ray gives him a curious look]

The Dirty Bubble: In addition to the world domination thing.

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Squidward: Ah, Makeout Reef. Good times, good times.

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SpongeBob: How about we help you?

Mermaid Man: No, that's a terrible idea! I've got it! How about *you* help *me*?

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Um... more time for thinking.

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SpongeBob SquarePants: What was the reason we bought those bags?

Patrick: Um... he said we were mediocre.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Right! He made us feel special.

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SpongeBob SquarePants: [Looking through the magazine Fancy Living Digest with Patrick] Look at all these glossy pictures of a higher standard of living!

[pointing at a picture]

SpongeBob SquarePants: This guy's so rich he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool!

Patrick: [Pointing at a picture of a rich guy surrounded by bags of money] This guy's got shoes!

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Mermaid Man: Now, who wants to save the world?

SpongeBob: I do!

Patrick: I do!

Sandy Cheeks: I do!

Squidward: I don't.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, yes you do, no world means no money, so either save the world, or you're fired!

[Squidward sighs]

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SpongeBob SquarePants: [Selling chocolate door-to-door] Hello, sir, would you like to buy some chocolate?

Fish: Chocolate? Chocolate! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

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Mermaid Man: Once you put on these costumes, their fantastic powers will become yours.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow! I didn't think super powers worked that way.

Mermaid Man: Sure! Power's all in the costume! Why else would we run around in colored undies?

Squidward: I can think of three good reasons.

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