Chocolate with Nuts: SpongeBob and Patrick want to make some extra cash so they decide to sell chocolate bars door to door. They have no luck at first. In fact, they end up buying more stuff than selling stuff. That is, until they start lying to sell the chocolate. They claim it saves lives etc.. Their lies become more and more outrageous, but they have almost sold every last bar of candy. Eventually, they come upon a door and the guy inside is a better liar than they are and he ends up selling them back all the chocolate bars they sold. Bummed out they are about to quit when a crazy man who has been chasing them on and off the whole episode, corners them and buys all their chocolate bars. SpongeBob and Patrick are thrilled. Now they have a ton of money. They go to the Barg-N-Mart and buy a box of chocolate bars to celebrate. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy V: Mermaidman and Barnacleboy are visiting the Krusty Krab, and they get into an argument about whether or not Barnacleboy should be ... Written by
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We're not doing so well Patrick. We need a better approach; a new tactic.
I know, let's get naked.
No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song
Written by Stephen Hillenburg
and Derek Drymon
Composed by Hank Smith Music
Performed by Patrick Pinney See more