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Customer: [Patrick is taking the phone calls at Krusty Krabs and the phone rings] Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick: No, this is Patrick.

[hangs up]

Customer: [phone rings again] Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick: [angry] No! This is Patrick!

[hangs up]

Customer: [phone rings again] Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick: [shouts] No! This is Patrick!

[hangs up]

Patrick: [to himself and folds arms] I'm not a Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.

Patrick: Huh? Ah, Fish Paste!

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Patrick Star: It was sure nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job at the Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob SquarePants: And at $50 an hour. When I started out, I had to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour.

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Fish: Hey, pal. You just blew in from Stupid Town?

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Bubble Buddy's thirsty.

Squidward Tentacles: How about a glass of our finest shampoo?

[Laughs]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Sounds great.

[Squidward stops laughing and goes to get the shampoo]

Squidward Tentacles: Here's your hair product, sir.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws.

[Squidward bends the straw]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh, what's that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny. What do you think?

Squidward Tentacles: Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [chews the food for an elderly custormer] Think of the customer.

Squidward Tentacles: [Tastes shampoo] Oh, silly me. I brought the diet shampoo.

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Mr. Krabs: He owes me money!

Squidward: He made me provide excellent service!

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SpongeBob: It's his first time on his own.

Fish: [sarcastic] Congratulations.

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Patrick: I wanna defeat the giant monkey man and save the ninth dimension.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Me too. But that sounds a little too hard. Let's try smaller.

Patrick: I wanna defeat the little monkey man and save the eighth dimension.

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SpongeBob SquarePants: But you're Patrick *Star*. You could do anything you want!

Patrick: That's easy for you to say. You're Sponge*Bob*.

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[Patrick has accidentally received an award of Spongebob's in the mail]

Patrick: Spongebob Squarepants? That's a funny way to spell my name.

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SpongeBob SquarePants: You know what else is shiny?

Patrick: Ice-cream!

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SpongeBob Squarepants: [points at Patrick] YOU'RE COPYING ME!

Patrick: [imitates Spongebob and points back] YES!

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Squidward Tentacles: He's an inanimate object. His money's no good here.

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [Comes out of the cash register] What are you saying, Mr. Squidward? Everyone's money is good here.

[Cut to an escaped convict eating a Krabbby Patty]

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.

Squidward Tentacles: Mr. Krabs, I'm not taking an order for a bubble!

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Sure you are, or I'll fill your life with misery and woe.

[Goes back inside the register, then pops out again]

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Even if you quit.

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Narrator: For SpongeBob SquarePants, every day is a holiday, even if he has to make one up.

SpongeBob SquarePants: [Gets out of bed wearing a viking helmet and braided beard] Hey everybody! Happy Leif Ericson Day! Hinga-dinga-dergen!

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SpongeBob SquarePants: [after Bubble Buddy leaves] And to think this morning I was holding his bottle. They blow up so fast.

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