"Space Ghost Coast to Coast" Dreams (TV Episode 2004) - Robert Smigel as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : This is the lowest point in my career since I was groped by that fucking ALF puppet.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : You're going down faster than Benji in the Snow Dogs' locker room.
Space Ghost : Good news, everybody. We're rebuilding Lassie.

[to Triumph]

Space Ghost : You ever work with Lassie?

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : If by "working" you mean "bang up the ass," yes, I have worked with her.

Space Ghost : [laughs nervously, to Zorak] Did you hear what that guy said?

Zorak : No.

Space Ghost : He said he banged a dog up the you-know-what.

Zorak : No.

Space Ghost : Can you say "bang a dog up the ass" on TV?

Zorak : No.

Space Ghost : Anything happen?

Zorak : Umm, I think some money came in.

Space Ghost : Really? Hang on.

[Clears throat]

Space Ghost : Okay.

[to camera]

Space Ghost : I, too, banged a dog up the a -

[Quick cutaway to "PLEASE STAND BY" signal over Ghost Planet Industries drawing from "Story Book," with pleasant music]

Space Ghost : [In control room] Oh, come on, Moltar. It's not like it was alive or anything.

Moltar : They can take you off the air for that kind of shit - Er, I mean, stuff.

Space Ghost : When did you become such a puritan?

Robert Smigel: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog