Cartman wins an environmentalism essay contest, and the prize is going to be awarded by none other than Kathy Lee Gifford. While most of the town is overjoyed, Mr. Garrison is still haunted by the memory of losing a child talent contest to Kathy, and vows to get revenge. Meanwhile, Wendy, angry over losing the essay contest and suspecting Cartman of cheating, starts doing some plotting of her own. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
South Park: Chef's Luv Shack
(1999) included a mini-game called "Beefcake", in which players control a Cartman character who moves back and forth between the screen eating cans of Weight Gain 4000 that are thrown down at him. The salesmen from the episode are featured as antagonists in the mini-game. See more
During Mr. Garrison's flashback, even as an 8 year old, he still has a mainly bald head with gray hair at the sides, yet in another flashback in the episode "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut," he has a full head of hair like everyone else only 8 years ago. See more
I am not fat, I'm big-boned.
Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You're a big fat ass.
Cartman, you have such a big fat ass that when you walk down the street people say, "GODDAMMIT, that's a big fat ass!"
Goddamn it, that's a big fat ass!
If My Friends Could See Me Now
Written by Cy Coleman
and Dorothy Fields
Performed by Karri Turner See more