- Mr. Adler: [decides to commit suicide, he lays on a saw belt, feet first] It'll all be over soon.
- [suddenly gets up]
- Mr. Adler: What was I thinking?
- [lays on the saw belt head first]
- Mr. Adler: That would've hurt like Hell.
- Craig Tucker: Dad, I'm supposed to be in a fight at school tomorrow.
- Mr. Tucker: With who?
- Craig Tucker: Some kid.
- Mr. Tucker: Oh.
- Mrs. Tucker: Don't just 'Oh' him, Thomas.
- Craig Tucker: Yeah, don't just 'Oh' me.
- Mr. Tucker: I'll 'Oh' whoever I want.
- [the Tucker family takes turns flipping each other off]