Kyle Broflovski: [everyone's driving around] How long has it been since you've been back there?
Towelie: I've been wondering around on my own for the past few weeks. Ya know, helpin' people out with towel safety and proper towel use. It's important!
Eric Cartman: No it isn't.
Eric Cartman: No it isn't!
Towelie: Wait turn down here. It's down this dirt road.
Stan Marsh: Break Kenny, break.
[Kenny turns car to dirt road]
Towelie: Maybe it was down that dirt road.
Stan Marsh: Dude, don't you remember where it is?
Towelie: I can't remember, it all looks the same. Hold on, let me get high. Then I'll remember where it is.
[Towelie smokes the pot and get really high]
Stan Marsh: Alright, so where is it?
Towelie: [Towelie talks slowly and is very sluggish] Where's what?
Kyle Broflovski: [the boys scream] The base where you're from and where our Okama Gamesphere is.
Stan Marsh: Alright, that does it. Break angrily Kenny.
[Kenny breaks the car fast]
Stan Marsh: Now listen Towelie, we've just about had it with you!
Towelie: Now come down.
Kyle Broflovski: That's it, you're not getting high again until we have our Okama Gamesphere back.
Towelie: That's my last J, asshole!
Kyle Broflovski: I don't care! You better remember where your base is!
Towelie: Oh man, why is everyone ridin' me today? God damn it.
Stan Marsh: Come on Towelie, the guy said you have the security system in your memory banks.
Towelie: Hey, it's been a long time.
Eric Cartman: You just have no long term memory because you get high all the time.
Towelie: [look at each other angrily] Don't preach to me, Fatso.
Eric Cartman: I can preach to you all I want because you're stupid!
Towelie: You're stupid!
Eric Cartman: Yeah, you're a towel!
Towelie: You're a towel!
Towelie: Just let me get high. I know I can remember if I get high.
Stan Marsh: Oh, God damn it. Alright, fine. Here's your stupid lighter.
Towelie: [Towelie smokes the pot]
[Towelie starts typing on the access code]
Towelie: Hold on. Wait a second
[Towelie pretends to figure the access code, but is typing in the Soundbits of the song "Funkytown" on the keypad door]
Towelie: That's it.
Kyle Broflovski: That's it?
Towelie: Yeah, that's the melody to "Funkytown."
Towelie: [types in the correct Soundbits of Funkytown on the keypad door and sings] "Won't you take me down to 'Funkytown'."
Stan Marsh: No Towelie, the entry code!
Towelie: For what?