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"South Park" Towelie (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

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Towelie: You wanna get high?

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Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel...

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Kyle Broflovski: [everyone's driving around] How long has it been since you've been back there?

Towelie: I've been wondering around on my own for the past few weeks. Ya know, helpin' people out with towel safety and proper towel use. It's important!

Eric Cartman: No it isn't.

Towelie: Is.

Eric Cartman: No it isn't!

Towelie: Is.

Towelie: Wait turn down here. It's down this dirt road.

Stan Marsh: Break Kenny, break.

[Kenny turns car to dirt road]

Towelie: Maybe it was down that dirt road.

Stan Marsh: Dude, don't you remember where it is?

Towelie: I can't remember, it all looks the same. Hold on, let me get high. Then I'll remember where it is.

[Towelie smokes the pot and get really high]

Stan Marsh: Alright, so where is it?

Towelie: [Towelie talks slowly and is very sluggish] Where's what?

Kyle Broflovski: [the boys scream] The base where you're from and where our Okama Gamesphere is.

Stan Marsh: Alright, that does it. Break angrily Kenny.

[Kenny breaks the car fast]

Stan Marsh: Now listen Towelie, we've just about had it with you!

Towelie: Now come down.

Kyle Broflovski: That's it, you're not getting high again until we have our Okama Gamesphere back.

Towelie: That's my last J, asshole!

Kyle Broflovski: I don't care! You better remember where your base is!

Towelie: Oh man, why is everyone ridin' me today? God damn it.

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Stan Marsh: Come on Towelie, the guy said you have the security system in your memory banks.

Towelie: Hey, it's been a long time.

Eric Cartman: You just have no long term memory because you get high all the time.

Towelie: [look at each other angrily] Don't preach to me, Fatso.

Eric Cartman: I can preach to you all I want because you're stupid!

Towelie: You're stupid!

Eric Cartman: Yeah, you're a towel!

Towelie: You're a towel!

Towelie: Just let me get high. I know I can remember if I get high.

Stan Marsh: Oh, God damn it. Alright, fine. Here's your stupid lighter.

Towelie: [Towelie smokes the pot]

[Towelie starts typing on the access code]

Towelie: Hold on. Wait a second

[Towelie pretends to figure the access code, but is typing in the Soundbits of the song "Funkytown" on the keypad door]

Towelie: That's it.

Kyle Broflovski: That's it?

Towelie: Yeah, that's the melody to "Funkytown."

Towelie: [types in the correct Soundbits of Funkytown on the keypad door and sings] "Won't you take me down to 'Funkytown'."

Stan Marsh: No Towelie, the entry code!

Towelie: For what?

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Towelie: Wanna get high?

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[last lines]

Eric Cartman: You're the worst character ever Towelie.

Towelie: I know.

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Sharon Marsh: No. That, that came from me. Just put it away!

Eric Cartman: This came outta you? You just left it in the trash can? You shouldn't a done that, he's just a boy. Poor little feller.

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