When Mr. Garrison takes time off to get plastic surgery, the kids get the lovely Miss Ellen as their substitute. While she seems nice enough, Wendy notices the effect she has on the boys in the class, notably her boyfriend, Stan. Determined to win her man back, Wendy decides to dig a little deeper into Miss Ellen's background to find out what secrets she's really hiding. Written by
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Did You Know?
During one scene, Wendy tells Stan that she smelled Ms. Ellen taking a "smelly dump" in the bathroom in an attempt to make him less attracted to her. In the original script, Wendy originally told Stan that she had a yeast infection, but Comedy Central censors made Trey Parker
and Matt Stone
change the line. Parker and Stone said although the network typically provides great leniency in permitting obscene jokes, they often object to lines about women's hygiene problems. See more
Wendy comes to class dressed in black leather. When Mr. Garrison returns to tell the class he's going to quit teaching, Wendy is in her seat dressed as usual. When Stan talks, she's in black leather again. See more
I can't wait for Miss Ellen to see what a raging lesbian I am!
I'm a bigger lesbian than you!
No, you're a fatter lesbian than me!
Screw you, guys, I am King lesbian!
I Can't Stop Now
Written by Toddy Walters
Performed by Courtney Ford See more