South Park (TV Series)
Super Best Friends (2001)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch, Pamphlet Giver, Blaintologist, Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad, Carl, Krishna
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Quotes
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Kyle Broflovski : Thanks for saving me. Stan. You're *my* Super Best Friend.
Stan Marsh : You're *my* Super Best Friend too, Kyle.
Eric Cartman : Oh, that's so sweet, you guys! You wanna go get a room so you can make out for a while? Heheheh.
[Kyle and Stan take turns kicking Cartman in the nuts]
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Steven : I can show you how to make your true self appear. Let me ask you all something: do you consider yourselves to be happy?
Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.
Steven : [pause] Right. See, the reason that you are...
Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : And then I always get woken up in the morning by the sound of my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?
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Stan Marsh : Kyle, I'm starting to think this is a really bad idea.
Butters Stotch : I'm not Kyle, I'm Butters. I thought you were Kyle.
Stan Marsh : No, I'm Stan.
Kyle Broflovski : You're Stan? Where's Kenny?
Stan Marsh : Who're you?
Kyle Broflovski : I'm Kyle.
Eric Cartman : Hehe, guess who I am you guys.
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Stan Marsh : Kyle?
[wades into the reflecting pool to reach a drowned boy]
Stan Marsh : Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle Broflovski : [off screen] You bastards!
Stan Marsh : Kyle?
[looks to his left]
Stan Marsh : Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle Broflovski : [off screen] You bastards!
Stan Marsh : [following Kyle's voice] Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
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Stan Marsh : [Jesus turned water into wine by switching the pitchers] That's it? That's how you did that trick?
Jesus : Well, yeah.
Stan Marsh : That trick sucks, Jesus.
Jesus : Oh. Well, I guess it worked a little better on people 2000 years ago.
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Stan Marsh : Let's go!
Kyle Broflovski : I'm not going anywhere!
Stan Marsh : God dammit! I'm not going with you! I wanna stay here!
Kyle Broflovski : Huh? I thought you wanted to leave.
Stan Marsh : Oh wait, who am I again?
Kyle Broflovski : You're Stan.
Stan Marsh : Oh. Oh yeah.
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Blanetologist : Oh, I've got a trick for you to learn. I can show you how to make your true self appear. Let me ask you all something. Do you consider yourselves to happy?
Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.
Blanetologist : [Long pause] Right. You see the reason that you're unha...
Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : [interrupting] And then I always get woken up to the sound of my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?
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Jesus : [after watching David Blaine perform a spectacular magic trick] Jesus Christ!