As Thanksgiving approaches, the boys see a TV ad asking for people to sponsor starving children in Ethiopia. They decide to give it a try, motivated less by the thought of helping someone less fortunate, than by the offer of a sports watch for every sponsor. Expecting their watch to arrive, the boys are surprised to find an Ethiopian boy delivered to their door. When the mix-up is discovered, the FBI quickly swings into action, only to ship Cartman to Ethiopia instead. Meanwhile, Dr. Mephisto's new flock of genetically engineered turkeys has decided not to go quietly to the chopping block. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
The diner that the boys take Starvin' Marvin to is called King Jimmy's Buffet. James I was King of England when the Pilgrims first came to the Atlantic coast and settled there. It is believed the Pilgrims and Indians enjoyed a buffet of native foods once they made peace. See more
[on the phone
Hello? Is this Sally Struthers?... Oh.
What did she say?
Shut up, Butt-pirate, I'm trying to hear.