South Park (TV Series)

Proper Condom Use (2001)

Isaac Hayes: Chef

Quotes 

• Chef : Look, schools are teaching condom use to younger and younger students each day, but sex isn't something that should be taught in text books and diagrams; sex is emotional and spiritual - it needs to be taught by family. I know it can be hard, parents, but if you leave it up to the school to teach kids, you don't know who they're learning it from. It could be someone who doesn't know, someone who has a bad opinion of it, or even a complete pervert.

  [panning from Mr. Mackey, to Chokesondick, and then to Mr. Garrison] 

  Mr. Garrison : What? Why did you pan to me just now? What the hell's that supposed to mean?