[addressing the damned
Hello, newcomers and welcome. Can everybody hear me? Hello?
Can everybody... ok. Um, I am the Hell Director. Uh, it looks like we have 8,615 of you newbies today. And for those of you who were little confused: uh, you are dead; and this is Hell. So abbandon all hope and yadda-yadda-yadda. Uh, we are now going to start the orientation PROcess which will last about...
Hey, wait a minute. I shouldn't be here, I was a totally strick and devout Protestant. I ...