As the holiday season approaches in South Park, Kyle finds himself in a bind. On the one hand, he feels left out as the only Jew when everyone is celebrating Christmas. On the other, none of the other kids believe him when he tries to tell them about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. When the real Mr. Hankey shows up, only Kyle and see him and ends up getting locked in a mental hospital. Meanwhile, the rest of the town is in an uproar, with everyone finding something in the school holiday pageant to be offended by. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <email@example.com>
Did You Know?
Shortly after Mr. Hankey reveals himself at the school play, Token can be seen in the crowd with black hands, his usual shirt, but the head of a white child. See more
Mrs. Broflovski complains that Kyle is playing Joseph of Arimathea in the nativity. She is thinking of the wrong Joseph. Joseph of Nazareth was married to Mary; Joseph of Arimathea was the man who gave up his tomb so that Jesus could be buried there. See more
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My Friends won't let me join in any games... And I can't sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree... Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me... My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity... I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew... on Christmas.
Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch
Written by Trey Parker
& Matt Stone
Performed by Trey Parker See more