- Chef: Damn it, children! Why do I always have to be the one to explain all of this stuff to you? Ask your parents for once!
- [drives away]
- Kyle Broflovski: Hey, wait!... Dude, something tells me this "bris" thing isn't good...
- Stan Marsh: We're sorry, Mr. Mackey, mmkay?
- Mr. Mackey: Uh, that's okay, just don't let it happen again.
- Kyle Broflovski: We won't let it happen again, Mr. Mackey, mmkay?
- Mr. Mackey: Mmkay, that's that.
- Eric Cartman: Mmkay?
- Mr. Mackey: Mmkay.
- Jimbo: [Mackey's dressed like a hippie] Why don't you go to a Grateful Dead concert?
- Mr. Mackey: I can't, man, Jerry Berry's dead.
- Chef: Hello there, children!
- Kyle Broflovski: Hey, Chef! How's it going?
- Chef: Bad...
- Kyle Broflovski: Why bad?
- Chef: Children, I heard about what happened at school today! Now none of you tooked that nasty marijuana, did you?
- Stan Marsh: No, dude! We never even saw it!
- Chef: Okay, because I just want to tell you that drugs are bad.
- Stan Marsh: We know, we know, that's what EVERYBODY says!
- Chef: Right. But do you know WHY they're bad?
- Kyle Broflovski: Because they're an addictive solution to a greater problem, causing disease of both body and mind, the consequences far outweighing their supposed benefits.
- Chef: And do you have ANY idea what that means?
- Kyle Broflovski: No.
- Eric Cartman: I know! Drugs are bad, because if you do drugs, you're a hippie! And hippies suck!
- Chef: Just listen to this, children: DRUGS ARE BAD. Don't even try to find out about them. Remember, there's a time and place for everything... it's called college!
- Eric Cartman: Dude, you don't just chop off somebody's fireman!
- Kyle Broflovski: I won't believe it, I won't!
- Kyle Broflovski: Hey, are you coming to Ike's bris this weekend?
- Chef: Oh, hell no! I can't bear to see that!
- Kyle Broflovski: What do you mean?
- Chef: Don't you boys know what a bris is? They're going to circumcise him!
- Eric Cartman: Eh, what's that?
- Chef: Oh, boy. Here we go again...
- Mr. Mackey: M-marijuwana makes you feel depressed and low, m'kay?
- Homeless Man: And you don't feel that way now?
- Mr. Mackey: Huh, good point.
- Dr. Schwartz: We're not going to cut it off. We're just going to snip it, so that it looks bigger.
- Stan Marsh: Oh hey, that doesn't sound like a bad idea!
- Eric Cartman: Yeah, I wanna get a circumstision, too.
- Kyle Broflovski: Cover me for a while. I'll find a place to hide him and come back.
- Eric Cartman: No way, dude. We're not staying alone in your house with your wee wee-choppin' parents!
- Stan Marsh: [after Kenny dies from falling into an open grave and the tombstone of said grave falling onto him] Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
- Kyle Broflovski: [apathetically] You bastards.