Facing termination for not teaching anything, Mr. Garrison tells the students they have to give a current events presentation before the school board to demonstrate what they've learned in his class. The boys get partnered with Tweek, the jumpy son of a local coffee shop owner, and go to his house to put together their report. Mr. Tweek suggests they present a report on how big chain coffee shops are pushing smaller shops out of business, and gives them a report he's already written for them. The town committee is won over by their impassioned plea to fight the coffee chains, and the boys soon find themselves in over their heads when they are called upon to give another speech in a debate with the CEO of Harbuck's coffee. Written by
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Did You Know?
The "Corporate Guy" from Harbuck's is named "Mr. Postum". Postum was a powdered roasted grain beverage marketed as a coffee substitute until 2007 by Kraft Foods. See more
At the start of the episode, Tweek Bros. is three doors to the right of Tom's Rhinoplasty. When Mr. Tweek asks his son how the oral report went, Tweek Bros. is across the street from Tom's Rhinoplasty. The exterior walls are also a darker brown than before, but the original color quickly returns. See more
You shouldn't give your son so much coffee, it's really messing him up.
What do you mean?
Well, look at him. He's all shaky and nervous.
Oh, that's just because he has ADD.
Spoofs Pink Flamingos