[gay and straight protesters get a hearing from the Governor of South Park on gay marriage
I believe that I might have come up with a compromise to this whole problem that will make everyone happy! People in the gay community want the same rights as married couples, but dissenters don't want the word "marriage" corrupted. So how about we let gay people get married, but call it something else?
[everyone listens quietly
You homosexuals will have all the exact same rights as married couples, but, ...