Stan refuses to vote in the school mascot election because his choices are a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Unfortunately, his views on voting are seen as un-American, and he is ultimately banished from the town.



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Episode cast overview:
Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Mr. Garrison / PETA Members / Clyde / Jimmy Valmer / Giant Douche / Randy Marsh / Puff Daddy / Gary's Child / Jim Blair / Mr. Mackey / Singer (voice)
Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / Butters Stotch / PETA Members / Turd Sandwich / Trustacious / Debate Announcer (voice)
Jennifer Howell ...
Bebe Stevens (voice)
Mandy / Wendy Testaburger / Sharon Marsh / Shelly Marsh / Principal Victoria / Mayor McDaniels / PETA Members (voice) (as Gracie Lazar)
Mona Marshall ...
Cheerleader #1 / PETA Members (voice)
Chef (credit only)


South Park Elementary is having elections to determine whether a giant douche or a turd sandwich will be the next school mascot. Stan claims he doesn't want to have to decide between a douche and a turd and refuses to vote. As a result, he is banished from the town. Written by Mike

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vote | mascots | election | peta | ostrich | See All (12) »


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27 October 2004 (USA)  »

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The plot in which the students have to vote between choosing douche and a turd as their new school mascot, and Stan's apathy to voting in that particular election is an allusion to the 2004 Presidential Election between George W. Bush and John Kerry. It satirizes the apathy of many voters who felt that both candidates were equally bad choices for President for different reasons. See more »


When Sean Combs comes to Stan's door, Stan refers to him as "Puff Daddy." Combs changed his "stage name" to P. Diddy circa 2001, so by this point in time the Puff Daddy name was already out of date. See more »


Giant Douche: We've got spirit, yes we do; Giant Douches me and you!
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Spoofs The Village (2004) See more »


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Worst. Thing. Ever
26 October 2014 | by (Santiago, Chile) – See all my reviews

This Episode Has Unesecary Cruelty. if You Don't Vote, Nobody Gives a Crap! However. Stan Didn't wanted to Vote and Is Screwed By everyone and Banished from the Town. WHAT THE HELL! this Kinda Stuff would Only Be Thinken of a Mind as Cruel as the One of the Writer From "A Pal for Gary" from "Spongebob Squarepants"(If you Didn't Saw this Episode. Fine. It's Extremely Stupid and Cruel)This is A Free Country! If We Don't Wanna Vote!,We Won't! it's Democracy. Don't You Judge Me. But if South Park it's Real, I Know there will be at least one Person Who Would Like to Burn it in Flames. this is Politically Wrong in Every Way. I Don't Know Why South Park is Still in the Air. Except for the Same of "Request for Ratings". If You Have a hearth for democracy Avoid this

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