South Park Elementary is having elections to determine whether a giant douche or a turd sandwich will be the next school mascot. Stan claims he doesn't want to have to decide between a douche and a turd and refuses to vote. As a result, he is banished from the town. Written by
Did You Know?
Stan's exile from the town of South Park echoes that of Mazeppa, the eponymous hero of Lord Byron's poem, who is punished for having an affair with a countess by having his clothes torn off, then being tied to a horse which is driven out into the wilderness. Like Stan, Mazeppa is finally rescued. See more
When Stan is being lead through the hidden PETA campground, there is a background character who's shirt has PETA written backwards. See more
We've got spirit, yes we do; Giant Douches me and you!
Vote or Die
Written & Performed by Trey Parker
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