South Park Elementary is having elections to determine whether a giant douche or a turd sandwich will be the next school mascot. Stan claims he doesn't want to have to decide between a douche and a turd and refuses to vote. As a result, he is banished from the town. Written by
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Stan's exile from the town of South Park echoes that of Mazeppa, the eponymous hero of Lord Byron's poem, who is punished for having an affair with a countess by having his clothes torn off, then being tied to a horse which is driven out into the wilderness. Like Stan, Mazeppa is finally rescued. See more
When Sean Combs comes to Stan's door, Stan refers to him as "Puff Daddy." Combs changed his "stage name" to P. Diddy circa 2001, so by this point in time the Puff Daddy name was already out of date. See more
We've got spirit, yes we do; Giant Douches me and you!
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Written & Performed by Trey Parker
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