South Park (TV Series)

Cripple Fight (2001)

Matt Stone: Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch, Stuart McCormick, Big Gay Al, Priest Maxi, Scout Leader #3, Jimbo Kern, Man in Crowd #1, Interviewee #1

Quotes 

• Cartman : Yeah, we learned how to make cakes and muffins for our bake sale!

  Stan : And best of all we met this kid named Jimmy. He's disabled but he doesn't let it ruin his life - he's awsome!

  Timmy : Aaaggghhh!

  Cartman : Yeah, we're gonna use him to help raise money at our bake sales.

  Stan : Cartman, don't say use him you big silly goose.

  Randy Marsh : Son! You call your friend an asshole like a normal boy!

  Randy Marsh : What did you say?

  [slamming the brakes] 

  Stan : I just... called Cartman a name; he's a silly goose.

  Stuart McCormick : Ah huh.

  Randy Marsh : You do not say 'big silly goose'! You call him an asshole like a normal kid!

  Stan : But, dad, I was just trying to...

  Randy Marsh : You call your friend an asshole this instant!

  Stan : Asshole.

  [to Eric] 

  Randy Marsh : That's better.

• Big Gay Al : Me... kicked... out of Scouts?

• Big Gay Al : Say, are you parents gonna stand around here all night? This meeting is for scouts only you silly gooses.