The people of South Park attempt to raise awareness of the school nurse's disability. Meanwhile, the boys travel to China to compete in a dodge ball championship.



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Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Clyde / Mr. Macky / Bob Thomas / Referee #1 / Dodgeball Opponent #2 / Dodgeball Announcer / Dodgeball Opponent #3 / Chinese Dodgeball Trainer / Singer / Chinese Commentator #1 / Chinese Referee / Tom's American Impression (voice)
Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / Pip Pirrup / Gerald Broflovski / Dodgeball Opponent #1 / Referee #2 / Jimbo Kern / Kevin / Tom / Chinese Dodgeball Player (voice)
Mary Kay Bergman ...
Jennifer Howell ...
Bebe Stevens (voice)
Chef (voice)


The boys discover that the school nurse has a dead fetus attached to the side of her head. Though they make fun of her at first, Kyle's mother decides to take the opportunity to raise public awareness about the woman's condition. Meanwhile, the school dodge ball team, coached by Chef, wins the national competition and is on its way to the world championship. Unfortunately, they face the Chinese team, which has a reputation for being deadly opponents. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <>

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This is the first episode in which Pip gives in to anger. Previously he is inhumanly forgiving to even the worst abuse. See more »


Sharon Marsh: Hello? Sheila? This is Sharon Marsh, Stan's mother.
Sheila Broflovsky: Yes Mrs. Marsh what can I do for you?
Sharon Marsh: My son tells me that you've been telling my son about the school nurse's condition.
Sheila Broflovsky: Yes. She has a dead fetus hanging from the side of her head.
Sharon Marsh: Yes well, the next time you want to scare the hell out of my son warn me first.
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Referenced in South Park: The Stick of Truth (2014) See more »

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Awesome episode!
4 October 2008 | by (Canada(Montreal,Quebec)) – See all my reviews

Conjoined Fetus Lady marks the introduction of Nurse Gollum, the school nurse with a small deformity(she has a fetus attached to her head).This episode has the South park members on a dodgeball team.Pip is on the team and when the kids anger him off he becomes really angry and good.He hits Kyle and sends him to the nurse.The kids think she is scary but Kyle then finds out that she is pretty nice...but she has a conjoined fetus attached to her head.Kyle's mom overhears him making fun of her and she decides to make people aware of her deformity.However Gollum does not want this! Meanwhile the dodgeball team makes its way to the big leagues and has to battle team china(who are very good at dodgeball because they train harder there).There are two funny Asian commentators who make jokes that could get them fired(much like the commentators of the episode "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride").This is a very funny and entertaining South PArk episode!

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