Cartman, Butters and Token become Christian rock stars so that Cartman can win his bet with Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the sad consequences of illegally downloading music from the Internet.

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Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Randy Marsh / F.B.I. Agent #1 / Sergeant Yates / News Reporter / T-Shirt Salesman / Chris Fest Host / Trinity Lead Singer / Sanctified Drummer / Show Organiser / Lars Ulrich / James Hetfield / Michael Collins / Faith +1 Commercial / Postman / Britney Spears (voice)
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Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / Butters / Gerald Broflovski / F.B.I. Agent #2 / Sanctified Band Member #2 / Sanctified Band Member #3 (voice)
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Sheila Broflovski / Bible Saleswoman / Old Woman (voice)
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Cartman starts a Christian rock band in an attempt to get a platinum album before Kyle. Meanwhile, the boys get into legal trouble when they download music off the Internet. Written by Mike

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Butters has the "Snacky Cake" Bear on the front of his drum kit. See more »

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The letter from the record company tells Cartman that he is receiving a platinum album, but it is changed to a myrrh album at the ceremony. See more »

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Cartman: [singing in Christian Rock Band] Don't ever leave me Jesus, I couldn't stand to see you go/My heart would simply snap my wound if you walk on out that door/I promise I'll be good to you, keep you warm at night./Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just shut off the lights.
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Very funny episode!
8 November 2008 | by (Canada(Montreal,Quebec)) – See all my reviews

Christian Rock Hard is one of the episodes that came with the "Passion Of The Jew" DVD, which includes that episode, this one and "Red Hot Catholic Love".Now, it would not be worth it as it is only three episodes, but back in 2004 when I bought it, they did not have South Park episodes online(at least I did not know about it), and Comedy Network(Canada's comedy central) did not get new episodes until a year later! Anyway, this is a very funny episode which I still quote to this day.Cartman thinks that Christian Rock will make them rich, Kyle disagrees.So he makes a bet with him for $10 that he will get a platinum album before he does.Cartman gets Token and Butters in his band.Token thinks he cannot play base guitar, but Cartman knows he can...because he's black.This is a very funny gag in the episode.Their band is called Faith +1.Meanwhile, Stan,Kyle and Kenny get busted for illegally downloading music.They then realize the error of their ways and also realize that they will not make money, so they stage a strike.Christian Rock Hard is a hilarious episode of South Park!


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