All the kids (except for Kyle, who ends up always one step behind in keeping up with the fads) are going crazy over Chinpokomon, a new toy, game, and TV show set that's just arrived from Japan. Something doesn't quite seem right, however, when the toys start telling kids to attack Pearl Harbor, but the toy's makers have an explanation ready that satisfies everyone who comes to investigate the matter. Will the kids be stopped before it's too late? Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
The word "Chinpoko" (as in the episode "Chinpokomon") is Japanese slang for "small penis". See more
The group of kids behind Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny is always different when Mr. Ose and Mr. Hirohito talk to the kids at Chinpoko Mon Camp. See more
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