A heinous crime has been committed in South Park: the chickens at a local farm have been molested by a pervert. The criminal leaves a note behind as a clue, forcing Officer Barbrady to admit his shameful secret: he's illiterate. The Mayor sends Barbrady back to elementary school to learn how to read before he can return to work. Desperate to stop the Chicken Lover before he strikes again, Barbrady enlists the help of the boys in piecing together the mystery. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
Before Officer Barbrady learns how to read, letters get mixed up and confuse him. In one scene, the STOP sign changes into "Mung Chung Ee" which is Korean for "stupid". See more
When Cartman is at the McCormicks' house, Kenny's brother's head disappears and re-appears between shots. See more
Yes Officer Barbrady?
I need to go poopies.
Officer Barbrady, in school we use the bathroom before and after class.
Oh Christ, how do you kids do it?