After Kyle gets sick, his mother hears about spiritual remedies from Stan's mother, and so begins taking Kyle for one quack remedy after another (from the new spiritual therapist in town, Miss Information) instead of getting him medical treatment. When she finally does take Kyle to a doctor, he tells them that Kyle's kidneys are failing and that he will need a transplant in order to survive. Unfortunately for Kyle, the only suitable donor is Cartman, who refuses to help him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison, having been fired for soliciting little Cartman for sex in the previous episode, decides to write a romance novel, "The Valley of the Penises." Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
Mr. Garrison's novel "In the Valley of the Penises" spoofs Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
(1970), the X-rated 1969 Russ Meyer
movie for which Roger Ebert
, movie critic, wrote the screenplay. Trey Parker
was disgusted over Ebert's review for _South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)_, citing 'Beyond the Valley of the Dolls' as a reason Ebert should have been more positive in his review. See more
What would I do if Kyle died, Kenny? I'd never see him again!
That does it! I'm sick and tired of this bullshit. Screw you guys, I'm going home!
[a piano falls, crushing him