Cartman begins to wonder why all the kids at school have fathers but him. When he asks his mother who his real father is, she tells him about the night of the drunken barn dance, when he was conceived. Unfortunately, Mrs. Cartman had sex with just about every man in town that night. Dr. Mephisto can perform a DNA test to determine who the father really is, but the test costs $3,000. How can Eric raise the money to learn the truth? Written by
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Did You Know?
In this episode we find out that Dr. Mephisto's little "monkey friend" has the name Kevin. See more
At the end when the question is proposed as to who Cartman's dad is, Mephesto refers to the Denver Broncos as the 1989 Denver Broncos. Just seconds later, the narrator refers to them as the 1991 Denver Broncos. See more
[Eric did not show up for school again, and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are left waiting at the bus stop
Come on! We're running late!
We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch!
What did you say?
I said, "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."
Oh, alright then...
[Bus goes off without them
I always wondered if that would work.
There You Are!
Written by Trey Parker
Based on music and lyrics by James Horner
and Will Jennings
Performed by Toddy Walters See more