Cartman begins to wonder why all the kids at school have fathers but him. When he asks his mother who his real father is, she tells him about the night of the drunken barn dance, when he was conceived. Unfortunately, Mrs. Cartman had sex with just about every man in town that night. Dr. Mephisto can perform a DNA test to determine who the father really is, but the test costs $3,000. How can Eric raise the money to learn the truth? Written by
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Did You Know?
This is the first episode Cartman says the F-word in the series. See more
At the end when the question is proposed as to who Cartman's dad is, Mephesto refers to the Denver Broncos as the 1989 Denver Broncos. Just seconds later, the narrator refers to them as the 1991 Denver Broncos. See more
Seriously, who here has never had sex with Cartman's mother?
[One guy raises his hand
You don't count, Halfie, you don't have any legs...
Waitin' On a Woman
Written by Trey Parker
Performed by Isaac Hayes See more