Liane Cartman:
[
At the Unplanned Parenthood Clinic] I want to have... an abortion.
Nurse Goodly:
Oh, well, we can do that. This must be a very difficult time for you, Mrs...
Liane Cartman:
Cartman. Yes, it's such a hard decision but I just don't feel like I can raise a child in this screwy world.
Nurse Goodly:
Yes, Ms. Cartman, if you don't feel fit to raise a child, an abortion probably is the answer. Do you know the actual time of conception?
Liane Cartman:
About 8 years ago.
Nurse Goodly:
[
thinking] I see... So the fetus is...
Liane Cartman:
8 years old.
Nurse Goodly:
Ms. Cartman, 8 years old is a little late to be considering abortion.
Liane Cartman:
Really?
Nurse Goodly:
Yes, this is what we would refer to as the 40th trimester.
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