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(TV Series)

(2003)

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Mr. Mackey: [Mr Mackey catches the boy smoking outside the school] OK, let me tell you boys something about smoking, OK? Smoking's bad. And if you start smoking at an early age, it's gonna be bad. And smoking can lead to all kinds of health problems... like cancer... OK? And let me tell you something about cancer... cancer's bad.

[last lines]

Stan Marsh: Well, I guess we learned our lesson.

Kyle Broflovski: No we didn't, dude! No we didn't!

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Rob Reiner: All right, boys. Just do what I tell you and we'll be able to sue this tobacco company for 2 billion dollars. As soon as we get to the main facility, I'll snap the photo of you kids then we can all run out. Think you can handle it?

Eric Cartman: Handle it? For 2 billion dollars I'd handle my grandpa's balls, sir.

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Cigarette Factory Employees: With a hidy-lidy-lidy and a hidy-lidy-lay, we work and we make cigarettes all hidy-lidy-day.

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Cigarette Factory Employees: And if it gives me Cancer when I'm 80, I don't care. Who the Hell wants to be 90, anyway?

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