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Memorable quotes for
"South Park" Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (1997)

Richard Stamos: [singing] Loving you is easy when you're beautiful. Do, do, do, do, do...
[Off key]
Richard Stamos: Ah!
[Off key]
Richard Stamos: Ah!
Jimbo: What the hell? He didn't hit the high F.
Gabriel: Richard Stamos can't hit the high F. He always screws it up like this.
[Jeering!]
Gabriel: It's obvious where all of the talent in that family went.
Jimbo: Ned we are in big trouble.

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Big Gay Al: I'm super, thanks for asking.

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Cartman: Hey, speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog.

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Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?

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Stan Marsh: What's a homosexual?
Mr. Herbert Garrison: Well, Stanley, I guess you came to the right person. Sit down. Stanley, gay people, well, gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?

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Cartman: That dog is a gay homosexual.

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Cartman: My mom says God hates gay people. That's why he smote the sodomies in France.

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Kyle Broflovski: [playing football] Cartman, you hike me the ball, then somebody run, and I'll throw it at something. Ready?

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Jimbo: Jesus, now I haven't asked you for much, but all we need is one little score. Please? Please, Jesus?
Jesus: Leave me alone.

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Football Commentator: Oh, I've haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant.

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Football Commentator: Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938.

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Big Gay Al: Christians and Republicans and Nazis. Oh, my.

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Richard Stamos: [singing] Loving you is easy when you're beautiful. Do, do, do, do, do...
[off key]
Richard Stamos: Ah!
[off key]
Richard Stamos: Ah!
Jimbo: What the hell? He didn't hit the high F.
Garrison: Richard Stamos can't hit the high F. He always screws it up like this.
[jeering]
Garrison: It's obvious where all of the talent in that family went.
Jimbo: Ned, we are in big trouble.

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